Monkey Mate & Dopamine

Monkey Mate
Monkey Mate – Midjourney

The sky is my stage, my craft my stagecoach,
I soar above the clouds, a drunken paradox.
My monkey mate by my side, a faithful co-pilot,
Together we navigate the skies, we take off and we fly.

Dopamine, my companion, my guide on this flight,
It signals reward, my mind in a heightened state.
It plays a complex role, but expectation is key,
Just like a paycheck, or the song of an ice cream truck, it sets me free.

Classical conditioning, a lesson learned in the past,
Ivan Pavlov’s dogs salivated, their reaction unsurpassed.
A bell ringing, a signal for a treat to come,
My monkey mate and I, we too are conditioned, our journey has begun.

But dopamine is not just pleasure, it’s also stress,
It’s a neural transmitter that shapes movement and memory, I must confess.
My monkey mate and I, we expect the reward,
A sip of juice, a sip of whiskey, our relationship never to be ignored.

We fly above the clouds, with dopamine as our guide,
Our minds in a heightened state, our senses open wide.
We are the drunken pilots, with monkey mates by our side,
We soar through the skies, our journey never to collide.

My dopaminergic neurons fire, my monkey mate by my side,
We expect the reward, and together we’ll glide.
Through the clouds, through the skies, our journey never ends,
With dopamine as our guide, and monkey mates as our friends.

Inspired by… Dopamine: More than just reward

Monkey Mates and Dopamine

So, a group of monkeys were hanging out in the jungle one day, chatting about their love lives. One particularly amorous monkey was bragging about how many mates he had, when suddenly a pilot crashed his plane nearby.

The monkeys rushed over to see if the pilot was okay, and they found him stumbling around, clearly drunk. One of the monkeys, feeling a bit mischievous, snatched a bottle of booze from the pilot’s hand and took a swig.

Suddenly, the monkey’s brain was flooded with dopamine, and he felt a rush of pleasure unlike anything he had ever experienced. From that moment on, he couldn’t stop thinking about that sweet, sweet dopamine hit, and he spent all his time trying to get his paws on more booze.

The other monkeys just shook their heads and said, “Looks like someone’s got a new mate!”

Berlin Bomb Shell: The Drunk Pilot’s Dilemma

Berlin Bomb Shell
Berlin Bomb Shell – Midjourney

As I sit on my friend Pablo’s shoulder, sipping a rum and coke (yes, I can drink, I am an imaginary monkey after all), I can’t help but be entertained by the Berlin Bomb Shell scene unfolding before me.

Berlin Dive Bar

We’re at a dive bar in Berlin, surrounded by neon lights, and Pablo is trying to impress the waitress. She’s a tough cookie. With a piercing gaze and a sharp wit, but Pablo, being the drunken flirt that he is, is undeterred.

He keeps mumbling to himself, “ChatGPT, what should I say to a Berlin Bomb Shell?” and before I can even offer my expert advice, he blurts out a prompt, “How to make a girl laugh in a bar.”

The waitress raises an eyebrow, clearly confused by the sudden change in conversation, but Pablo barrels on, trying out his best pick-up lines with all the charm of a brick.

Meanwhile, I’m taking in the bar’s decor – from the dingy walls to the flickering neon signs, it’s the epitome of a dive bar. But what I find most interesting is the waitress. She’s got an air of confidence that I can only admire. I can tell she’s not one to be easily won over by a drunken pilot.

But Pablo, being Pablo, is not one to be deterred. He keeps trying to impress her, referencing ChatGPT at every turn. “ChatGPT says I should buy you a drink,” he slurs, trying to play it smooth.

Berlin Bomb Shell

The waitress, who I’ve dubbed “the Berlin Bomb Shell,” just rolls her eyes and hands him another shot.

It’s a classic case of a drunken pilot trying to impress a woman who’s clearly out of his league. I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Pablo, of course, is oblivious to my amusement. I can tell he’s really putting in the effort to win her over. He keeps leaning in, trying to be suave, and I can tell the alcohol is starting to get to him.

I’m about to step in and offer my expert advice when the Berlin Bomb Shell suddenly gets up from her stool, tossing her hair over her shoulder as she walks away.

Pablo looks crestfallen, and I can tell he’s about to give up. But then, she turns back around and gives him a sly smile. “Come on, let’s dance,” she says, taking Pablo by the hand and leading him to the dance floor.

As they sway to the beat of the music, I can’t help but smile. Looks like Pablo’s charm has finally won over the Berlin Bomb Shell, and I’m glad I was here to witness it all.

Who needs ChatGPT when you’ve got Pablo, the drunk pilot with a heart of gold and a touch of absurdity, working his magic?

Ethereum & Drunk Pilot’s Secret Investment Tool

Ethereum & Drunk Pilot's Secret Investment Tool
Etheruem – Midjourney

I’m a drunk pilot with a wild imagination and a special friend – an imaginary monkey named Jimmy who only comes out when I drink. Jimmy is no ordinary monkey, he’s a genius and gives me hot investment tips that have never gone wrong. And he’s telling me that Ethereum is going to outperform all other cryptocurrencies in 2023.

Here’s why I trust Jimmy’s judgement and believe in the future of Ethereum:

Jimmy’s track record

Jimmy has been my trusty companion for many years now and has never steered me wrong. He’s always been spot on with his investment advice, from predicting the rise of Bitcoin to identifying the potential of emerging technologies like blockchain. His predictions have made me a fortune and I have no reason to doubt him now.

Ethereum’s flexibility

Ethereum is not just a cryptocurrency, it’s a decentralized platform that allows developers to build and deploy their own decentralized applications (dapps). This opens up a whole world of possibilities and makes Ethereum much more versatile than other cryptocurrencies. The platform is constantly evolving and improving, and I believe it has the potential to revolutionize the way we use technology.

The rise of decentralized finance (DeFi)

Decentralized finance is a rapidly growing industry, and Ethereum is at the forefront of this revolution. DeFi allows users to take control of their financial assets without relying on traditional financial institutions. This is a game changer and I believe that Ethereum’s role in this industry will only become more important in the coming years.

The strength of the Ethereum community

The Ethereum community is one of the strongest and most dedicated in the cryptocurrency world. From developers to investors, everyone is working together to build a better future for the platform. This level of collaboration and support is unparalleled and I believe it gives Ethereum a major advantage over other cryptocurrencies.

The Monkey Whisperer

And let’s not forget about Jimmy, the monkey whisperer. He has a sixth sense when it comes to investments and he’s always right. If he says Ethereum is the future, then I’m putting my money where his mouth is.

So there you have it, folks. These are just a few of the reasons why I believe that Ethereum will outperform all other cryptocurrencies in 2023. Of course, this is just the opinion of a drunk pilot with an imaginary monkey, but I have a feeling that Jimmy knows what he’s talking about.

As for our backstories, well, I’ve been a pilot for as long as I can remember, flying planes all over the world. And then one day, on a particularly rough flight, Jimmy appeared. I was going through turbulence and suddenly he appeared in the cockpit, cracking jokes and giving me tips on how to fly through it. He’s been by my side ever since, providing me with laughter and life-changing investment advice.

And as for Jimmy, well, he’s just a monkey with a wild imagination and a love for investments. He’s always coming up with new schemes and wild ideas, but when it comes down to it, his investment advice is always right on the money.

So sit back, grab a drink, and join us on this wild ride to investment success with Ethereum. Jimmy and I guarantee that it will be a wild and profitable journey!