Drunk in Love Lyrics

Drunk in Love Lyrics
Drunk in Love Lyrics

Here are the lyrics to “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z. This song was included in Beyoncé’s eponymous fifth studio album, released in 2013.

Drunk in Love Lyrics

Intro: Beyoncé

I’ve been drinkin’, I’ve been drinkin’
I get filthy when that liquor get into me
I’ve been thinkin’, I’ve been thinkin’
Why can’t I keep my fingers off it? Baby, I want you, na-na
Why can’t I keep my fingers off it? Baby, I want you, na-na

Pre-Chorus: Beyoncé

Cigars on ice, cigars on ice
Feelin’ like an animal with these cameras all in my grill
Flashin’ lights, flashin’ lights
You got me faded, faded, faded, baby, I want you, na-na
Can’t keep your eyes off my fatty, daddy, I want you, na-na
Drunk in love, I want you

Chorus: Beyoncé

We woke up in the kitchen saying
“How in hell did this shit happen?”, oh baby
Drunk in love, we be all night
Last thing I remember is our
Beautiful bodies grinding up in that club
Drunk in love

Post-Chorus: Beyoncé

We be all night, love, love
We be all night, love, love

Drunk in Love Lyrics Verse 1: Jay-Z

I’m nice right now… Hold up!
That D’USSÉ is the shit if I do say so myself
If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself
Hold up, stumble all in the house
Tryna back up all of that mouth
That you had all in the car
Talkin’ ’bout you the baddest bitch thus far
Talkin’ ’bout you be reppin’ that Third
I wanna see all the shit that I heard
Know I sling Clint Eastwood
Hope you can handle this curve, uh
Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol
Slid the panties right to the side
Ain’t got the time to take drawers off, on sight
Catch a charge I might, beat the box up like Mike
In ’97 I bite, uh
I’m Ike, Turner, turn up
Baby, no, I don’t play, now eat the cake, Anna Mae
Said, “Eat the cake, Anna Mae!”, I’m nice
For y’all to reach these heights
You gon’ need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights, sleep tight
We sex again in the mornin’
Your breasteses is my breakfast, we goin’ in
We be all night, love, love
We be all night, love, love

Chorus: Beyoncé

We woke up in the kitchen saying
“How in hell did this shit happen?”, oh baby
Drunk in love, we be all night
Last thing I remember is our
Beautiful bodies grinding up in that club
Drunk in love

Post-Chorus: Beyoncé

We be all night, love, love
We be all night, love, love

Bridge: Beyoncé

I’m never tired, never tired
I been sippin’, that’s the only thing
That’s keeping me on fire, me on fire
Didn’t mean to spill that liquor all on my attire
I’ve been drinkin’, watermelon
I want your body right here, daddy, I want you, right now
Can’t keep your eyes off my fatty, daddy, I want you

Chorus: Beyoncé

We woke up in the kitchen saying
“How in hell did this shit happen?”, oh baby
Drunk in love, we be all night
Last thing I remember is our
Beautiful bodies grinding up in that club
Drunk in love

Post-Chorus: Beyoncé

We be all night, love, love
We be all night, love

Drunk in Love Lyrics Outro: Beyoncé

And everything alright
No complaints for my body, so fluorescent under these lights
Boy, I’m drinking, park it in my lot, 7-11
I’m rubbing on it, rub-rubbing
If you scared, call that reverend
Boy, I’m drinking, get my brain right
Armand de Brignac, gangster wife
Louie sheets, he sweat it out, like wash rags, he wet it up
Boy, I’m drinking, I’m singing on the mic to my boy’s toys
Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood
I’m swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swerv, surfing all of this good, good

Please note that lyrics might vary slightly based on different versions of the song.

Beyoncé – Drunk in Love (Explicit) ft. JAY Z

Swooning or Swigging? A Lighthearted Look at ‘Drunk in Love’ Lyrics

Just like a tipsy pilot at the helm, love and alcohol can make us dizzy, disoriented and sometimes a bit nauseous. Yet, somehow, we always find ourselves signing up for another round. So, pop the cork, take a swig, or maybe just a sip, as we embark on an inebriated exploration of ‘drunk in love’ lyrics. I, your slightly intoxicated pilot, will take you on a journey through the mystifying, hilarious, and sometimes disturbing world of love and liquor. Buckle up, and just remember, in the immortal words of the Rolling Stones, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.”

Unraveling the Mystical Booze-Infused Love Anthems: Drunk in Love Lyrics

There’s a unique beauty in the intoxicating combination of love and liquor. You know, your heart feels as light as a feather, yet you’re grounded, like you’ve been hit by the heaviest bottle of whiskey. As an old pilot, I’ve often found myself navigating through these mystical booze-infused love anthems, not knowing whether I’m swooning or swigging. Well, maybe both… most likely both.

The allure of these lyrics is akin to the thrill of flying through a thunderstorm with broken navigational systems; you’re terrified but oh boy, the adrenaline is exhilarating. Part of their charm lies in their power to make you feel lost and found all at once. You’re slurring your words, but somehow, they’re the most poetic utterances to ever grace your lips.

Ironically, amidst the chaotic whirlwind these anthems create, they somehow bring a sense of clarity. Much like that one time, I had to land my plane on a deserted island with nothing but a bottle of rum for company. The lyrics, much like my bottle, were my beacon in the storm. And for that, they will always hold a special place in my booze-soaked heart.

Drunk in Love Lyrics: Navigating Love in the Skies

Navigating love in the skies has its own unique set of challenges. You see, when you’re drunk in love, you often have to confront your demons – or in my case, my imaginary monkey. Don’t worry, it’s not a real monkey. It’s a metaphorical creature that appears whenever I pour myself that one extra glass of Scotch.

My dear monkey is a mischievous creature with an uncanny ability to stir up the most profound thoughts. It asks me peculiar questions like, “Is your love for your wife the same as your love for whiskey?” and “Can you distinguish between the warmth of alcohol and the warmth of a lover’s embrace?” These questions, although slightly absurd, force me to delve deeper into the complexities of my love-fueled intoxication.

It’s always a strange, almost surreal experience. But there’s something about the raw honesty of these encounters that makes them strangely liberating. My imaginary monkey, with his probing inquiries, enables me to navigate the tumultuous skies of love – with a bottle of Scotch firmly in hand, of course.

Drunk in Love Lyrics: A Love Story Told From 30,000 Feet

Now, let me introduce you to my stunning co-pilot, my wife. Her beauty is more intoxicating than any liquor I’ve ever tasted. When I look at her, I feel like I’m caught in a perpetual state of being drunk in love. Except, in this case, there’s no hangover, only a blissful sense of euphoria that never fades.

Our love story is quite an adventure, told from 30,000 feet in the air. It’s a tale filled with laughter, tears, and a whole lot of turbulence. But just like flying, it’s the thrill of the journey that makes it all worthwhile. She’s my compass, my co-pilot, my confidante. The woman who makes my heart soar higher than any plane ever could.

Despite the occasional turbulent weather and bumpy rides, I wouldn’t trade our journey for anything. Because at the end of the day, being drunk in love with her is the most satisfying intoxication I’ve ever experienced. So here’s to my beautiful wife, the whiskey of my life, the wind beneath my wings.

So there you have it, a lighthearted look at ‘drunk in love’ lyrics, told from the perspective of a slightly inebriated, philosophical pilot. You might walk away from this slightly dizzy, perhaps a bit confused, but hopefully, thoroughly entertained. Whether you’re swooning or swigging, remember, love is the greatest journey of all, and it’s always better with a pinch of humor and a dash of spirits. Cheers to that, and as always, thanks for flying with me.

Monkey Butt: My Source of Endless Amusement

Monkey Butt and hot pilot wife
Monkey Butt and hot pilot wife

Let me introduce myself. I’m a seasoned sky captain with a penchant for the peculiar, an admirer of absurdity, and a tinkerer in the art of tipsiness. My tumultuous travels have acquainted me with a number of unusual companions. None more so than my constant, albeit imaginary, primate pal. Allow me to take you on a rollicking journey through laughter, love, and libations. As I regale you with the tale of ‘Monkey Butt’ – my drunken apparition and the source of endless amusement. Not only to me but to my fiery, tempestuous, and devastatingly beautiful wife as well.

Inebriated Primate Sightings: A Pilot’s Tale

Most folks get pets. I got a safari. My inebriated imagination paints me a simian sidekick, a primate partner in crime, an ethereal entity I’ve fondly named Monkey Butt. It all started after a particularly potent pub crawl in Paris. As my head spun faster than the propeller of my plane, a cheeky chimp with a mischievous twinkle in its eye appeared before my blurred vision. It was my first encounter with Monkey Butt, an incident that marked the beginning of our hilariously hitched histories.

Monkey Butt isn’t your average drunken hallucination. Oh no, he’s a full-blown spectacle, a one-monkey circus, a boozy mirage with a taste for the theatrical. One moment he’s juggling coconuts while riding a unicycle on my plane’s wing. The next he’s orchestrating a symphony of howler monkeys, each belting out a different tune, in the cargo hold. I don’t know whether to laugh or buckle up tighter in my pilot’s seat.

But the most fabulous part is, the more I’ve embraced this hallucinatory hilarity, the less terrifying my flights have become. In the face of turbulence or tempest. I find solace in the comical comfort of Monkey Butt. He’s my obnoxiously orange safety vest. My inflatable raft in a sea of uncertainty, my parachute packed with punchlines.

The Peculiar Charm of Monkey Butt

Monkey Butt isn’t just an integral part of my drunken escapades; he’s the heart and soul of my marriage. He’s the secret ingredient in our cocktail of love. Adding a splash of absurdity that keeps our relationship fresh and fizzy. You see, my wife, who can set hearts aflame with a mere flicker of her emerald eyes. Has an uncanny ability to see the humour in my intoxicated flights of fancy.

Our drunken dinners are a riot with Monkey Butt at the table. He’s an excellent conversationalist with an endless repertoire of rib-tickling tales from the wild. He’s regaled us with stories of leopard leotards and gorilla galas, of meerkat mosh pits and elephant etiquette. We’ve laughed until our bellies ache, our laughter echoing off the walls, forming an invisible thread that strengthens our bond.

But it’s not all fun and games. Monkey Butt has taught us some invaluable life lessons. He’s shown us the importance of laughter in the face of adversity. Of finding the lighter side of life even in the darkest times. Through Monkey Butt, we’ve learned to embrace the absurd. To cherish the unpredictable, and to love the hilarity in the ordinary.

Hot pilot wife
Hot pilot wife

Navigating the Skies and Marital Bliss: The Monkey Butt Effect

Monkey Butt has been our beacon in the storm, our North Star in the sea of love. His antics, his mesmerizing tales, his boundless energy have all worked their magic in our lives. We’ve navigated turbulent skies, both literally and figuratively, with Monkey Butt as our guide. He’s helped us chart a course through the choppy waters of life. Steering us towards calmer seas with a harness full of hilarity.

In marriage, much like in flying, you encounter turbulence. But thanks to Monkey Butt, we’ve learned to ride those turbulent times with a smile. He’s taught us to view every bump in the road (or in the sky) as an opportunity for a good laugh. And by making us laugh, he’s helped us stay connected, our bond deepening with every belly laugh, every shared joke, every joyous jape.

Monkey Butt has become the compass by which we navigate our marriage, the wind beneath our wings as we soar through life. He’s the comic relief we need in our high-stress lives, reminding us of the simple joys of laughter and love. To us, Monkey Butt is more than just a drunken hallucination; he symbolizes our commitment to keeping our marriage filled with love, laughter, and a healthy dose of lunacy.

So there you have it, the tale of Monkey Butt, a comical caper featuring an inebriated pilot, a mischievous monkey, and a love story that thrives on laughter. Monkey Butt may have started as a figment of my drunken imagination, but he’s become so much more. He’s the glue that holds our marriage together, the spice that adds flavor to our life, and the laughter that keeps us young. So, here’s to Monkey Butt, the imaginary monkey with an extraordinary role, reminding us all to embrace the hilarity in life.

Butt Chat? Why These Primates Communicate With Their Rear Ends

Monkey Meme

Monkey Memes
Monkey Meme

Ah, the intoxicating allure of the friendly skies! Nothing compares to the thrum of a Cessna’s engine beneath you, the chill of the air at 30,000 feet, and the absolute freedom of the open sky. Unless, of course, you’ve discovered the pure, unadulterated joy of monkey memes. We pilots have a reputation for dry wit and steely nerve, but let me tell you, nothing tickles our funny bone quite like a monkey in a peculiar predicament, making a face that’s both hilarious and eerily human-like. So strap in, secure your seat belts, and prepare for a barrel of laughs and bananas as we navigate the uncharted territories of monkey memes!

In-Flight Chuckles: Navigating the Sky of Monkey Memes

Monkey memes, much like turbulence, pop up unexpectedly and give you a wild ride. Picture a monkey suited up, ready to take on the world. Now that’s a sight that can make any grizzled pilot chuckle. We’ve all had days when we felt like that monkey, facing the world with nothing but a tiny leather helmet and a pair of goggles, unaware that our tail is sticking out.

Ah, and then there’s the meme of the capuchin monkey looking back over its shoulder, with a caption that reads, “Did someone say peanuts?” Now that’s a meme that resonates with any pilot who’s ever had to deal with cranky passengers. Sometimes, you just have to brush it off and keep flying, much like our furry friend in the meme.

And let’s not forget the cheeky little chimp in a tie, with the caption, “I didn’t choose the monkey business, the monkey business chose me.” That one hits close to home, considering how the aviation industry has its fair share of monkey business, but we wouldn’t trade it for anything!

Whiskey and Wisecracks: My Imaginary Monkey Co-Pilot

You see, when I’ve had a touch too much of the ol’ firewater, my imaginary primate co-pilot, Whiskey, comes to visit. Whiskey, named after my favorite libation, is a riot. He’s got a knack for showing up just when I need a laugh, usually equipped with a repertoire of monkey memes that he shares with me.

Monkey Memes: Living the dream
Monkey Meme: Living the dream

For instance, he once showed me a meme of a monkey sitting in a hot tub, sipping a cocktail, with a caption that said, “Living the dream.” We both roared with laughter because, let’s face it, flying high above the clouds is its own kind of dream.

Monkey Memes: Brace for landing
Monkey Meme: Brace for landing

Whiskey also loves the meme of a monkey covering its eyes and a caption, “When the flight attendant says ‘brace for landing’, but you’re not done with your in-flight meal.” Every pilot’s been there, rushing to finish a sandwich before making the final descent. Whiskey’s wisecracks and monkey memes never fail to lighten the mood, even on the toughest flights.

High Altitude Hilarity: When My Smokin’ Hot Wife Finds My Monkey Memes

Now, my wonderful, smokin’ hot wife is quite the accomplished woman. She’s smart, she’s gorgeous, and she’s got a sense of humor that could make a hyena blush. But nothing, and I mean nothing, makes her laugh more than stumbling upon my collection of monkey memes.

Monkey Memes
Cute Monkey Meme

There’s this one where a monkey is holding a banana like a phone, with the caption, “Hello, room service? I’d like to order more bananas.” That one had her in stitches! She laughed so hard, it echoed through the whole house. It’s a sweet sound, hearing her laughter. It’s like hearing the roar of my Cessna’s engine on a cool morning.

Then, there’s the meme of a monkey with a surprised expression and the caption, “When you realize you’ve been flying on autopilot the whole time.” She got a good chuckle out of that one. She knows how often I’ve found myself on autopilot, in more ways than one. These monkey memes are more than just a source of laughter for us; they’re a reminder that life, like flying, is meant to be enjoyed, with a touch of monkey business and a dash of humor.

So there you have it, folks. Life above the clouds can be challenging, but it’s the simple joys, like a barrel of monkey memes, that make each flight memorable. These memes not only tickle our funny bones but also remind us of the humor in our everyday lives. So, the next time you’re soaring through the sky, remember to pack a sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for monkey memes. After all, laughter is the best in-flight entertainment! Here’s to monkeying around and never losing that spark of joy and amazement in the wild blue yonder.