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cabin fever21 Jun 2026Source: Original reporting

American Airlines: Where Biting Is the New High-Five

In a bizarre incident before landing in Philadelphia, an American Airlines pilot reported that an unruly passenger took a chunk out of a fellow flyer's arm. Who knew turbulence could also involve teeth? - Simple Flying

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember folks, no snacking on your seatmates mid-flight!

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.

American Airlines: Where Biting Is the New High-Five | Drunk Pilot Pablo