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Ryanair's Boss Says No More Morning Pints: A Flight Risk or a Flight Fizz?
Source: "(airline passenger incident OR flight diverted passenger)" · 5/5/2026
In a bold move that has travel chaos aficionados scratching their heads, the Ryanair chief suggests banning the early morning pint. Are we ready to swap our brews for brewski-less boarding? What’s next, coffee-less check-ins?
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Ryanair's call for a booze ban might just be the greatest irony in air travel.
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