Flight risk dispatch
flight risk5 May 2026Source: Original reporting

Ryanair's Boss Says No More Morning Pints: A Flight Risk or a Flight Fizz?

In a bold move that has travel chaos aficionados scratching their heads, the Ryanair chief suggests banning the early morning pint. Are we ready to swap our brews for brewski-less boarding? What’s next, coffee-less check-ins?

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Ryanair's call for a booze ban might just be the greatest irony in air travel.

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.