Flight risk dispatch
cabin fever17 May 2026Source: Original reporting

Bite Me: Texas Flight Diverted to Tahiti for Drunk Passenger Incident

A Texas-bound flight made an unexpected pitstop in Tahiti after an alleged drunk passenger decided that biting cabin crew was the best way to express his tropical vacation desires—who needs a luau when you can have a layover? (source: nypost.com)

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Always check your seatbelt, but don't forget your bite guard!

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.