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cabin fever17 May 2026Source: Original reporting

Biting Off More Than He Can Chew: Passenger Banned After Flight Antics

A 'disruptive' passenger was banned from an airline after allegedly biting a flight attendant and exhibiting 'threatening behavior', according to People.com. Who knew a meal service could turn so primal?

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember, folks: gnawing on crew members is not an in-flight snack option.

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