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cabin fever5 Sept 2026Source: Original reporting

Duct Tape: The New In-Flight Safety Feature on American Airlines

In a scene right out of a horror movie, an American Airlines passenger was restrained with duct tape midair, forcing the flight to divert. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the only thing holding us together at 30,000 feet is a good roll of duct tape. - The Amer

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Next time, pack more snacks and fewer emotional baggage!

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Duct Tape: The New In-Flight Safety Feature on American Airlines | Drunk Pilot Pablo