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cabin fever5 Sept 2026Source: Original reporting

Duct-Taped Passenger Diverts Flight to Baltimore: Just Another Day in the Skies

An unruly passenger was strapped with duct tape and zip ties before a flight was diverted to Baltimore, proving that some folks should really just book a layover on the couch instead. (WJLA)

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember, folks: duct tape is for luggage, not for your travel companions!

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