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flight risk16 Sept 2026Source: Original reporting

Forgetful Flyer Duct-Taped to Seat on Flight to Baltimore

A man duct-taped to his airplane seat and diverted to Baltimore claimed, 'I don't remember any of it,' according to CBS News. Perhaps when they say what happens in the air stays in the air, they weren't just talking about turbulence.

Captain Pablo’s verdict

If you can't remember your flight, maybe it was way too exciting!

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.