Prayers in the Sky: Southwest's Divine Diversion Drama

In a twist worthy of a soap opera, a Southwest flight was diverted thanks to an impromptu prayer session. Remember folks, boarding zones aren’t exactly a sanctuary—unless you're recruiting for the next heavenly flight!

Captain Pablo’s verdict

When in doubt, just pray your way through turbulence—literal and otherwise.

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.