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cabin fever11 Jun 2026Source: Original reporting

Lufthansa Flight Diverted: Passenger Takes 'Air Rage' to New Heights

A Lufthansa flight from San Francisco was diverted after an alleged attack between travelers. Because who needs turbulence when you can get a full-on brawl at 30,000 feet? (San Francisco Chronicle)

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Moral of the story: Keep your elbows to yourself, even in the skies!

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