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cabin fever14 Sept 2026Source: Original reporting

Naked Passenger Causes Chaos on American Airlines Flight

A passenger's unexpected naked outburst led to an arrest following an American Airlines flight, proving that clothes may indeed make the man—or at least keep him out of handcuffs, according to The Independent.

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember, folks: pants are not optional at 30,000 feet!

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