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cabin fever17 May 2026Source: Original reporting

Qantas Flight to Dallas Diverts to Tahiti: Passenger Bites Attendant

In a scene straight out of a bad sitcom, a Qantas flight heading to Dallas took a detour to Tahiti after a passenger decided that biting a flight attendant was the best way to express their dissatisfaction, according to View from the Wing.

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember, folks: biting isn't just rude, it's also a one-way ticket to paradise—Tahiti!

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.

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