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cabin fever17 May 2026Source: Original reporting

Qantas Passenger Banned After Plane Diverted Due to 'Biting' Incident

A Qantas flight had to divert after claims that a crew member was 'bitten' by a passenger. As a result, the passenger is now banned from all future Qantas flights, proving that sometimes keeping your teeth to yourself is the best travel advice, according to 9N

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Biting is unacceptable—stick to snacks and leave the gnawing for the dog!

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