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cabin fever17 May 2026Source: Original reporting

Qantas Passenger Banned for Allegedly Biting Attendant Mid-Flight

A Qantas passenger has been banned after an alleged bite on a flight from Australia to the US, proving once again that some people take 'going for a snack' way too literally. – The Guardian

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember folks, in-flight snacks are for eating, not for biting staff!

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