Russian Passenger Bites Flight Attendant Over Booze Refusal

In a bizarre episode, a drunk Russian passenger on a flight to New York resorted to biting a flight attendant who denied him more booze, according to an affidavit reported by the New York Post.

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember folks, if you want to avoid biting off more than you can chew, just stick to water!

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.