Flight risk dispatch

Tucson Flyer Loses Job After Being Booted from Diverted Flight

An unruly man from Tucson was removed from a diverted flight and, unsurprisingly, is now unemployed. Maybe he thought the turbulence was a great time for a stand-up routine—wrong audience, buddy! (kvoa.com)

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember, folks: Don't test the skies or your boss's patience!