Flight risk dispatch
cabin fever22 May 2026Source: Original reporting

United Airlines Flight Diverts After Door-Opening Attempt at 30K Feet

A United Airlines flight had to make an emergency diversion when a passenger bizarrely attempted to open an exit door while cruising at 30,000 feet, putting a whole new spin on the term 'flying the friendly skies' (PYOK).

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Reminder: doors don’t open in flight; try a window instead!

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United Airlines Flight Diverts After Door-Opening Attempt at 30K Feet | Drunk Pilot Pablo