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cabin fever13 Sept 2026Source: Original reporting

United Flight Faces Unpleasant Diversion: Passenger Bites Crew

In a recent incident, a United flight had to divert its course after a passenger took a literal bite out of a crew member. The situation spiraled, leading to an unscheduled landing that left everyone questioning their snack choices. Source: insideflyer.com.

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Next time, skip the 'bite-sized' snacks on a plane!

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.

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