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cabin fever22 May 2026Source: Original reporting

United Plane Diverts After Door-Opening Attempt and In-Flight Assault

A United flight made an unexpected diversion when a passenger reportedly tried to open the door mid-flight and then decided to add some in-flight entertainment by assaulting a fellow traveler, according to People.com.

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember, folks: the only thing that should open mid-flight is a beverage!

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