Flight risk dispatch
cabin fever3 Jun 2026Source: Original reporting

Unruly Passenger Chokes Attendant, Forces Emergency Landing

In a shocking turn of events, an unruly passenger choked a flight attendant, leading to an emergency landing. USA Today reports that chaos ensued, proving yet again that some folks just can't handle altitude—and common decency.

Captain Pablo’s verdict

Remember, folks: it's not a chokehold, it's a choke-down on your behavior!

We link to the original reporting. Drunk Pilot Pablo adds commentary, categorisation, and emotional support for passengers trapped in the group boarding process.